Mike Morgans

Atheist. Pro-science. He/him.

I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Don't tell me! There were two crabs, they work in pairs.

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@AdamParkhomenko He's dying. Just completely rotting mentally and physically in front of us.

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@ChristophE55272 @ProjectLincoln Wow, you're a fucking idiot.

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@ProjectLincoln That's what I said but nobody believes me.

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@sarrah_bellus And, like clockwork, the cult and bot accounts think it's just fucking awesome.

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@Acyn She got slapped stupid by a Botox needle or Sheldon Adelson's embalmed penis.

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@aet2u @BrentScher @PolitiBunny Anyone that's been to the mall on an average weekend knows there are way more people around than this.

God forbid you go during the Cherry Blossom Festival. People shoulder to shoulder.

Keep carrying water for these clowns, asshat.

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@RapidResponse47 You're going to be dead soon.

https://t.co/HNOFlku54U

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@WhiteHouse @ufc I wish the Toddler-in-Chief a very merry go fuck yourself on his special little day.

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@Milajoy Holy shit, you are fucking stupid.

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@GPinac81 @cnnbrk Well then you are a fucking idiot. He cared about power and holding on to it. NOT this fucking country.

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@robirobe61 @gtconway3d There is a reason no one ever painted the bottom a dark color before. It absorbs more heat from the sun making the water much warmer and speeds up algae growth.

But please go ahead and continue getting gaslit by a bunch of lying clowns.

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@berniemoreno How the fuck are you a US Senator? Donald Dipshit STARTED the war you fucking 🤡.

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@7Veritas4 @briantylercohen Soft as baby shit.

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@Therealtesp @Angry_Staffer You MAGAts are seriously dumb as fuck. You literally manufacture the reality you prefer rather than deal with the world and history as it is.

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@NancyMace Well he fucking dumped you. Take all the time you need to process the break up.

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@Acyn Laura Ingraham can eat an entire bag of dicks.

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@mmpadellan @otokyo 100% agree. And I love all of them. Sam Jackson is still the correct answer.

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@LauraLoomer Have you tried not being a fucking idiot?

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@AP Well he can just...

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@Omnicentrist @DrNeilStone Well you are dumb as fuck then.