WTF, BILL MURRAY?

No one will ever believe you.

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"Talk is for losers. Shut up and work." http://thesop.org/story/audio/2010/07/08/getting-the-low-down-from-bill-murray.php

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It's too early... or too late... depends on how you look at it. RT @stephenathome happy birthday to bill! i'm sure that applies to someone.

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BREAKING NEWS: Bill Murray was NOT nominated for an Emmy. I know, right?

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RT @freddyspaghetti Check this video out -- Bill Murray Looks for Super Bowl Tickets http://youtu.be/G4Px_1h3J9A @WTFBillMurray

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I think you'd have to ask Phil Connors. RT Andrew_Legge @WTFBillMurray next question: How long is Phil stuck? Months? Years? Decades?

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It's July 4th. TIME FOR STRIPES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjlw4Edt-e8&feature=related

[GBFans.com™ @gbfans]

"Yes Its true, this man has no dick." #ghostbustersfriday

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@Andrew_Legge He just wakes up. 6 AM. I've got you, babe. Rinse. Repeat... and also, BING!

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My friend Hill Murray (also, no relation) sent me this drawing by Scott Campbell (@scottlava). It's glorious. http://twitpic.com/21tlpg

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Andy Murray? No relation.

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New trailer for GET LOW. Get on it: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810067271/video/20664645

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@GingeMyBell It's true, but you set yourself up for that one.

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@facedances3 I'm not. It is merely a coincidence that I can only be reached by phoning a secret 1-800 number, as well.

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@Willceratops That was supposed to be our special secret, and now it's not. Alright... I lied. It's still a little special.

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UPDATE! RT @CMCWrigleyville Spotted at the Captain Morgan Club: Bill Murray hanging out before the Cubs game! http://twitpic.com/21jnec

[Terry St. Marie @Starbucker]

"If I can’t bring my life to my work, I’m not going to do that work." On Bill Murray's Choice http://bit.ly/bY82CC

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... OR IS IT? #CrystalSkullVodka http://tweetphoto.com/30175381

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It's Dan Aykroyd's birthday, which means we should all start drinking right now. Cheers. #thisisnotaCrystalSkullVodkaad

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@wxhistorian I love the weather. How do you feel about Groundhog Day?