Not Elaina

[Lachlan Irvine @LachInTheCrease]

"I thought he said 'I'm coming to the cottage'"
Shorty remains the best PxP in sports. #Canucks

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

All the flowers to Hellebuyck and the Hughes brothers but that’s it

[Empty Netters @EmptyNettersPod]

It is a tragedy that this gold medal is going to be determined with 3 v 3 OT

[rachel 🏁🏎️🐧 @3rachel87]

canada please

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

have to be funny in texts cause I’m too superstitious to actually tweet about this game 😩

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Canada loves you Sid 🐐🇨🇦

[chelsea leite @chelsealeite]

If you’re Canadian and you have a son, you MUST put him in goalie training. Right now. We have a goalie epidemic on our hands here.

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

MITCH MARNER 🚨

CANADA WINS CANADA WINS CANADA WINS 🇨🇦

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

im ngl it was heated rivalry that finally healed my relationship with hockey after working for an nhl team and i feel soooo back baby

[NHL @NHL]

IT'S A SHUTOUT FOR TEAM CANADA! 🍁 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

📺: France vs. Czechia TOMORROW at 10:40a ET on @peacock, @cbcsports, @cbcgem and @Sportsnet
📺: Canada vs. Switzerland TOMORROW at 3:10p ET on @peacock, @cbcsports and @cbcgem

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

@CanucksArmy Missed it live on the initial play but seeing it from these replay angles made me gasp, dirty

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

“I am baffled why we are revisiting this matter.”

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

a thread of my favorite quotes from actual lawyers within legal docs/letters/notices/etc.

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

“[Request is too] vague or ambiguous as to preclude an intelligent reply.”

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

@meowingabyss @gothic_blondie @sarahschauer they are also neglecting to take into account people who only pay for the service BECAUSE they can share it. i am a paying subscriber and i’ll be cancelling as soon as my parents can no longer log in. these days it’s not worth the price if I’m the only one using it

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

is there any corporate speak phrase more aggressively passive aggressive than “I trust [task] has been completed.” when you know damn well it has not been

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

idk who needs to hear this but you do not need that super cute aesthetic 2023 planner, you’re not going to use it, it’s just going to sit in a drawer with the last five years worth of mostly blank planners

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

algorithms and likes and saves and all that are great but when is social media going to advance enough to help me find the niche video I watched 17x in a row while I was high and suddenly remembered 3 weeks later

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

I can’t believe i got to see that holy shit

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

i stare at the stars for hours camping during meteor showers and i really just saw the closest meteor I’ve ever seen from my living room in downtown vancouver

[Not Elaina @wtfelaina]

@LaSenza love the sale, but the website is not working, i’ve been trying to check out for the past two days. and of course customer service is closed on weekends. 🙄 can’t imagine how many sales are being lost due to this.