kristen smith

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

[Baseball’s CLR James @tangible_uno]

There were 215 unmarked graves discovered on the property of a Mississippi county jail because of this woman’s search for her missing son: https://t.co/YsUb3PeveK

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i go nonverbal when i’m high and then start doing sht like this when it wears off so evb can know i’m back

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

This isn’t funny and it’s sad but I often repeat Contessa’s “My mother stupid that died in 2010? Square up ho.” #Married2Med

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this movie is a masterpiece but the entire ‘dojo to store to apartment to phone call’ sequence is genuinely one of the best 25 minutes of film i’ve ever watched

[chase @cfree94]

failed a phishing test on my first day in the office

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

I hope Kyren Lacy’s family bankrupts the state of Louisiana…that’s unbelievable

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

[Mr. lindsay lohan daddy @TheBeezeKnees]

Look at this perfect angel hero baby 🥹

[💕 @Beebz05]

Leaving me alone.

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Me doing my work mandated compliance training

[Huey Freeman’s Big Cousin, BSN RN @aintthatliz]

i’m sorry but nothing would embarrass me more than my man being a rapper

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Does Panera bread still sells the lemonade that kills you