Will Franzen

software and snark

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My phone learned to capitalize cRyPtOcUrReNcY like that and honestly I think I’m okay with it

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@bscholl They actually already do, but choose not to enforce it.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Just heard a man on the phone say “I’m walking down Michigan ave right now” and we are walking down Milwaukee ave this is about to ruin his day

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@sdamico how do i get a (rooted) impulse stove?

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@313formation https://t.co/kFeTWcmi5C

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@GrantSlatton @arithmoquine https://t.co/QPJprQSaUO

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@t3dotgg us-east-1

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@browserdotsys the efficient market hypothesis holds P=NP

https://t.co/MSLIu0ay4q

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@jane_gatsby So the plot of Anthem?

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And just like that @waze loses its notification privileges. Stop 👏 sending 👏 advertisements 👏 as 👏 notifications 👏

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

the simulation is written in lisp

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alpine linux was a mistake

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@caseyliss The slander of Mutemath on this week’s episode was shocking should absolutely not be stood for

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@m1guelpf Did this once at a founder’s cookout — we last minute decided to pitch each other’s decks instead of our own. Fantastic time

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

@caseyliss It sounds like your next car will be the new electric version of the Wrangler? #neutralfm

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@heylizelle Jeep Wrangler, no questions. Bonus points for the electric version

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

meeting 4x4 people in vegas and swapping gps coords

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@Uber_Support so my driver (correct car & plates) saw me waving, looked at me, pointed forwards, and drove away without canceling the ride— charging me $$$ in the process. WTF?

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

@nixcraft Synology has been shipping btrfs in storage appliances for years now

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

Just discovered Four Minutes by Madonna isn’t four minutes long and now my night is ruined

[Will Franzen @wtfrmyinitials]

Professors that don't accept assignments in pdf form make me irrationally upset