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[Terminally Online @wtfstevec]

Congratulations to the 2026 World Series Champion New York @Mets

[Terminally Online @wtfstevec]

Congratulations to the 2025 World Series Champion New York @Mets #LFGM

[Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf]

Nothing kills the vibe of a World Cup match more than the broadcast reminding us James Corden will be on our screens once it’s over

[foxes in fiction 🥀 @foxesinfiction]

RIP Lindsey Graham who did the ultimate queeny gay guy thing of being so jealous of someone else getting a lot of attention that he died in order to shift the focus onto himself

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

Lindsey Graham’s last words 😔

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Now boarding M&Ms World Plus members and those who have taken a life in combat

[Scott Gorenstein @ScottGorenstein]

Senator Mitch McConnell coming home from the hospital but cracking his head open after slipping on the new floors.

[jerms @shaner_english]

I assure you that all 8 are actually in this picture.

[theo 🪻🌻 @TheosDeimos]

I’ve just been informed Charlie Kirk spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes in person today

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

Engineer: “The concrete beams in our residential conversion of the Pfizer Building are buckling. The building could collapse! Did you correctly account for the weight of the additional floors we added?”

ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right! I see the issue now—in using the Euler Critical Buckling Formula, I forgot to square of the length of the column in the denominator. I’ve recomputed it using 9.86*EI/KL and have confirmed that the beams are more than adequate to support the additional weight with a robust safety factor of 120. Proceed with confidence! That’s not just math—it’s prudent safety.”

[Vance Munson @GT_____]

I like how the kid’s instinct is to go for the handshake before he even sees Haaland, veteran move

[Terminally Online @wtfstevec]

@awfulannouncing My local fox affiliate cut to local programming in the 115’ of the SUI/COL game yesterday…

[D J @TxForever]

My 56 degree right after piping my drive right down the middle of the fairway

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

No goals are offsides on stolen land.

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

Balogun can play on Monday if Mike Pence has the courage

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch