What the F, Tw*t!

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[What the F, Tw*t! @wtftwat]

@ACMN1872 Not tried anal?

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@sugartits6868 Boom....

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Middle of #Belfast and some lass has just stopped me to stand in front of her while she has a piss in a doorway....

Is it inappropriate to get her number?

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Don't want to piss on your strawberries but the UK has just released the highest employment figures!

[Losing My Religion @bwlshanh]

@afneil I'd be feeling a little stupid right now, Mr Neil.

No, scrap that.

I'd be feeling like a total prat.

I'm not sure you're going to block enough people to stop reminding you of how dumb you've been.

Over and over again...

I'd leave Twitter mate.

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Nah, he's balls deep in the babysitter

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@alanamccullochx Fuckem

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@StateOfLinkedIn C#nt is still connected to me...

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@neuroticjomomma That's possibly why this 3kg of crack will kill me

[Maggie @MaggieS17641641]

Idk which one of these I want to hang my jacket on???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Raj Lyall Jokes, Videos and Banter @Raj_Lyall_72]

“I’ve been called worse” at the end. Hilarious

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I'll pay £1m to the charity of your choice for you to go live there with her

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Could you be more stupid?

Piss off the next generation of people getting to voting age in the next few years.
You out of touch, archaic twonk.

[Andrea Leadsom @andrealeadsom]

It’s called truancy, not a strike

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@neuroticjomomma A glimpse of a smile was all it took. He knew she felt his gaze, wanted his gaze. His smile carried on the story his eyes started. Playful, flirting, the corner of his mouth told her he was no threat, it suddenly became warm in here

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@CrazyAF_ButCute The boob clap... It's at the lower end of the scale from a fanny fart

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Tape em down... Fuck that, ill get ratchets

[CrazyAF⚜️ButCute @CrazyAF_ButCute]

@wtftwat What's tape gonna do?

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@CrazyAF_ButCute Did they clap?

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@CrazyAF_ButCute I'm trying to stop you suffocating. I'm a first aider

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I have tape?

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@neuroticjomomma He could almost smell the scent of the rise as she inhaled its aroma. Her head turns to his direction, he eyes followed the line of his gaze, he was frozen, he wanted to be seen watching her... Their eyes met She froze, he smiled

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What a fucking mess to clear up after you've nutted!

[:( @IboKJ]

Bare things went wrong but we got there in the end lmao