Apartheid Clyde

I love emeralds

[michael veale @mikarv]

Twitter is now an insecure platform, haemmorhaging security experts. It could haemmorhage your DMs, through leak or sale.
It's no hard guarantee, but your best chance to delete them is with is with #GDPR rights. I've written a blog on how:
https://t.co/NaamipxA55

[DarkMatter2525 @DarkMatter2525]

This is me trying to figure out why the lady working electronics at Walmart giggled when I asked if they had God of War in stock.

[@[email protected] @nottrobin]

RT @[email protected]
Quick guide to http status codes

1xx wait a sec
2xx there you go
3xx fuck off
4xx fuck you
5xx fuck
https://t.co/R1EZdRRVyB

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@benshapiro You learned to make anyone wet yet?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

If the outcry about not selling Budweiser for $20 a plastic bottle is anything to go by, it's a good job nobody died building the stadiums.

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

Honestly. This is the funniest shit I've ever experienced

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

Multiple ex-Twitter sources telling me that Robin Wheeler, the sales leader who Musk begged to stay at the company days ago when she tried to resign, has now been fired

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@CaseyNewton @NickIglehart06 Common sense

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

Give this prick no excuse

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinstate former President Trump

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@elonmusk You absolute fucking tool

[Daniel Fletcher 🫡💙 @FlanielDaniel]

2 years ago I was very happy in my job, but there was one thing I REALLY wanted to try. So I applied to exactly one team at one company, in Twitter’s brilliant Health org. I was amazed when they accepted, and I threw myself fully into the very messy human problems they faced.

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@nottrobin @kentcdodds I'm also seeing the random disappearing Elon tweets. They come back on second attempt though

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

the 10th floor at 2pm

[South America @SouthPark]

Screw you guys, I’m going home

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

The Trump DOJ Industrial Complex strikes again. Yes I was right about Garland, just as I was right about Vance, Mueller, Barr, Comey, etc. This is no great feat: their methods are obvious if you know the history. I simply refuse to lie about it, unlike the crime cult enablers.

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@Damokieran Waiting on my second account and then I'm dust on the horizon

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Removing charitable status from private schools would raise £1,700,000,000 a year – almost twice the cost of providing free school meals for all primary school children.

That's not a "difficult decision", is it @Jeremy_Hunt?

#FreeSchoolMealsForAll
https://t.co/HD7MK2RpWr

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@JaneyGodley Legendary

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Twitter… it was worth it just for this

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

i love how no one has suggested going over to facebook, we’ve all unanimously written it off as boomer hell and would rather have nothing lmao

[Apartheid Clyde @wtfudgecakes]

@Benioff @elonmusk That would be impossible