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Relax, it's fine. // He Him

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I sprained my finger smashing the follow back button so fast

[moth @motheinsect]

uhm

[I'MYOURHUCKLEBERRY @PLSgetserious]

Watters is a known sexual predator. He let the air out of the tires of a subordinate, so he could drive her home and hit on her. This while he was married. This is how his mind works.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The government is giving guns and badges to violent, psychotic individuals and setting them loose on our streets

[turbomander @turbomander]

do you think they’ll include the child slavery lawsuit arc

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

my homeschool bestie found out she technically didn’t graduate high school during a job interview. they did a background check and discovered the curriculum her parents taught her was not from an accredited school. Christians WANT their kids too stupid to question authority.

[Alt-Milk @teshcottr]

fun fact: bfs dad spent years studying how to save these guys by reducing bycatch. the cartel threatened to blow up his hotel because it would cut their profit so much

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

Well okay then

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

watched my dad hit somebody in the head hard enough to crack this MF in two and the entire room gasped and went silent. my dad just told me at the time he was a "bad guy" and I never questioned it, I was like 5 or 6.

never learned until years later that the creep was playing in my hair while we stood in line and my dad caught him but never said a word or got loud. just got active. he took the two pieces home, glued them together and used the ashtray for almost 20 years.

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

A girl I know started bringing tiramisu to parties as housewarming gifts and now she’s getting people she doesn’t even know inviting her to stuff and she’s never been busier

[Arturo Dominguez @extremearturo]

They are clearly not drugs, as you can see copper or brass fittings in some of them. Also, who tf drives around with drugs ON THEIR DASHBOARD? This is the most unserious allegation in a long time. It does, however, show how the system kills nonwhite people twice. They murder them, then slander them to justify their murder. We are a disgusting police state.

[Avi 💚 @noisebased]

I keep saying: until the day you see wealthy people stop sending their kids to college, stop donating buildings to get their kids into college, and stop paying admissions counsellors to get their kids into the best colleges, know that college is very much still worth it.

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

but whitey’s on the moon

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice