britt ✌️

are they flaws if I'm in love with them?

[Charlotte 🦋🦋🦋 @Lucywillimas22]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[britt ✌️ @wtfxbritt]

@jennsomethin Enjoy your vacation!

[MED, M.D. @meganedurham]

Anyone know the ICD Code for Impending Sense of Doom?

[britt ✌️ @wtfxbritt]

@SentaiFilmworks Bleach

[𝐒𝐊 @shankellly]

Did nobody wash their hands or wipe their arse before they heard about the coronavirus or what

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

sorry i tried to use you as an antidepressant

[❥ condor @sparklecondor]

harry styles messing around with men for 13 seconds

[Sentai 💚 @SentaiFilmworks]

less than a week until you can catch Arrow of the Orion in English at @Cinemark!

tickets & locations: https://t.co/cb9OQo0KnI

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Me: I need a cigarette.
Me: No I’ll just vape.
Mind: Locate file. DELETE.

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

as bad as u wanna address it...
some things are better left unsaid.

[Shane @McClellandShane]

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: I had a poppyseed bagel

Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine

Me:

Boss:

Me: It was an everything bagel

[🖤🕸🕷 @veganmattison]

I work at a vet’s office and I never paid any attention to this chart but please look at this 😭