🌛 Daddy 🌜

Eatin' bread 'n desserts 'n gettin' all fat and sassy
~28~

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

Living paycheck to paycheck used to be a temporary phase. Now it’s a permanent lifestyle for people with degrees, dual incomes, and good jobs.

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans are saving all their outrage about this until a Democrat becomes president.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Amazon’s customers paid the extra costs of the tariffs, but Amazon, which is owned by Trump’s billionaire ally, gets the $640 million refund.

Do you see the scam yet?

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

When the Democrats take power, the Republicans will suddenly be concerned about the debt. Bookmark this.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If, after six years, you still think the worst thing that happened to you was wearing a mask to help protect other people, you’re a fucking pussy.

[🌛 Daddy 🌜 @wthever]

I blocked like 6 of those random accounts spamming those "press and hold" slop images in a row and now my timeline is cleansed. 🎉

[jezz @JezziiB]

Anne Frank wasn’t beat or shot to death.

She died of typhus due to unhygienic conditions in her concentration camp.

ICE isn’t just killing the people it shoots.

A detention center is just a death camp by a different name.

And they’re quietly murdering everyday.

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

ICE questioning, detaining, and refusing to accept tribal ID's from indigenous people shows you that it was never about true immigration status and was all about skin color.

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

isn’t it so awesome how literally nothing works anymore

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Admittedly refreshing to hear someone respond to tired anti-immigrant talking points by saying “Isn’t your president a pedophile” you can genuinely see the Fox host realize he’s made a terrible mistake in real time

[Chels ⁷✘⛸️💜🏳️‍🌈 @heartsdesire456]

I feel like people should know that it is 100% possible to digitize and preserve books WITHOUT destroying them. Guess what, WE DO IT AT LIBRARIES ALL THE TIME!!! Historic books? We carefully scan them without harming the physical copy. THE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS TO THEM!!!

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.

This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.

[Goldie @saintgoldieee]

We do not gaf what she was like when she was alive. He killed and dismembered a 14 year old. Drop him in an acid bath.

[Angel 🍎🐦‍⬛🐺 @Xaivhi]

You'd think the right choice was obvious no? #BringBackValko #ValkoIsLoved