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[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

[Andy Baio @waxpancake]

A couple months ago, I emailed a guy on Craigslist about a Commodore 64 game. Try to imagine the ensuing conversation that led to this reply.

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

When you order a small fries at Five Guys

[Kristen @Kica333]

Guess who’s finally going to get their life together in 2020?! Not me, but congrats to whoever you are.

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.

[Ben Galbraith @bgalbs]

Cute couple next to me. Aisle and window. The middle seat guy comes up to them.

“Can we give you the aisle or the window so we can sit together for the next five hours?”

“No. I want the middle.”

“Seriously?”

“Yes,” pointing at the middle. “I’ll sit there.”

Happy holidays!

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My son fell off a swing and twisted his ankle last night. He was very dramatic about it so I made him soak it in the tub and said it’ll be fine in the morning. This morning he couldn’t walk. An X-ray revealed his leg was BROKEN!

I signed his cast:

“Love, Mother of the Year.”

[Chris Heilmann codepo8.bsky.social @codepo8]

👉🏻 “Object.preventExtensions()”

🔗 https://t.co/gqT1hMEnhp

Interesting, didn't know this existed.

[McT Football @McTJacketsFB]

With SEC Championship approaching, we recognize two former Jackets: John Meshad (Georgia Football Director of Equipmnt Ops) and Greg Stringfellow (LSU Asst Ath Director-Athletic Equipmnt). We are proud of both guys! More info on our FB page. @LSUFBEquipment @GeorgiaFootball

[Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo]

🎉 Next up for #devadvent: Can you friend also be your hero? Yes! @jessfraz is announcing today that she is the cofounder of a computer company named Oxide!

Their mission is to bring the infrastructure privilege that Google and MSFT have to everyone else. https://t.co/kwfTSUm0rV

[William K @wtkjr]

Just came across the perfect regift for a lucky someone this Christmas

[Peter Cooper @cooperx86]

It says a lot about me that I found this bit on Computer Chronicles about "changing" a C program to C++ quite funny.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Question for Catholics: My wife gave birth last night and she’s not pregnant yet. Do I need to go to confession?

[micha @micha_frazer]

Last night a guy came up to me in the club was like “I think I’ve seen you before...in Vogue.” I said thanks and talked for a full minute about an article I once wrote for Vogue before I realised it was a pickup line

[Tori McElhaney @tori_mcelhaney]

Don't know if you are the praying type or not but if you are, I have a request.

If you've been on Twitter here the last few minutes you saw the UGA photog get hit on the sideline.

I know her and she's a wonderful person and beautiful soul. Please keep her in your prayers.

[William K @wtkjr]

@fmtalk1065 https://t.co/8gwvvAKo8P