Whit✌️

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me at any given point of the day

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

"Can you walk me through your resume?"

"Yeah so basically it's everything on that piece of paper in front of you"

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“I don’t do politics.”
Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me dissociating during a teams call on Friday