Carmen

a place for all my sarcasm

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

@katie5lin testing 1, 2, 3

[Douglas Emhoff Archived @SecondGent46]

Well, now it's official. @MerriamWebster just added "Second Gentleman" to the dictionary.

I might be the first, but I won't be the last. https://t.co/1PFsrYslgM

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

i didn’t know bernie was a cullen til now

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

@Ike_Saul Sigh

[Jameis Winston Believer @Cigarette_Haver]

60 cops injured and one in critical condition by people literally toting Blue Lives Matter flags. A lot of us need to seriously reflect on this entire situation and what it implies for the future of our political landscape

*serious tweet for the day

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

This is the time for Christian leaders to admit their part in the violence at the #Capitol. When you cast elections as "good versus evil," vilify candidates and say that voting for one candidate is a "mortal sin," you encourage people to think that today's actions are moral.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I don't know the Jesus some have paraded and waved around in the middle of this treachery today. They may be acting in the name of some other Jesus but that's not Jesus of the Gospels.

[Gene McGurk @magawk]

When you've just popped in your disposable contact lenses and you're trying to get them to sit right on your eyeballs.

#TheCrown
#tuesdayvibe

[Brady Haran @BradyHaran]

Fridge with a “d” but not one in refrigeration?

English you are a cruel mistress.

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

2020 makes me feel like my Bachelor of Science degree really is BS since this year time and time again science and basic counting and statistical analysis don’t mean as much as they would during a regular year in the normal time/space continuum. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

All of us are able to give without expecting anything in return, to do good to others without demanding that they treat us well in return. As Jesus told his disciples: “Without cost you have received, without cost you are to give” (Mt 10:8). #FratelliTutti

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Every single Republican who stands behind Trump during this — while he so obviously loses the election fair and square — will never have my trust again. There are lines we should all draw and that's mine. This is legitimate authoritarian status now. #ElectionResults2020

[David Sims @davidlsims]

mood

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

@SouthwestAir I'm trying to use travel credit but you keep telling me I'm misspelling my name. I'm very sure I know how to spell my name. Any help here?

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

Why is Romans 8 so good

[Cristine with no ‘H’ 💿 @nailogical]

My biggest fear is pouring milk in my tea and it curdling 😫

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

@katieburban if you were Mexican

[Carmen @wuhkarma]

#bombcyclone2019 with 70 mph and no FB or insta. Pure blissss

[NWS Pueblo @NWSPueblo]

Gravity waves have been observed over El Paso County (the ripples in the green)... Likely formed from the Palmer Divide... The winds are THAT strong. If you are in central to northern El Paso County, please do not travel. #COwx #Colorado