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Web Dev and dinosaurs and dad jokes and dogs and motorcycles.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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Dear @laravelforge team, finally noticing all the little UI updates lately and loving them - great work!

[Will Jardine @willjardine]

Finally got around to uploading that ZomBerry Commercial I’ve been working on.

#blender #Blender3d #b3d #bnpr #meshtrails #lightningboyshader #3DCG #animation

https://t.co/xqD6xWgov6

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I have great difficulty when it comes to cantaloupes and portion control.

[Catamarco @Catamarco]

No hay en Netflix una producción mejor que esta

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@amstar I don’t know, what?!

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I really want to blow my nose right now but my dog is having a dream and I don’t want to wake him in case it’s a really good one.

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Just got really excited to discover a Diet Coke in my fridge. Like, shouting “shit yeah a coke!” excited. Good to know where you’re at in life, I suppose.

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@GregSimmons Not as much as my most recent hangover!

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I miss seeing Geena Davis in things.

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@blairblends Meh, I’d offer Russia some state secrets in exchange for housing and debt forgiveness.

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@hoshuajiggins Anything with buttons now comes with a lot of judgement. Poor top buttons just holding on for dead life :(

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@blairblends I just started David Benioff’s “City of Thieves” and it’s a lighter, more optimistic nod to sieged Leningrad back in the 40s’ if you’re looking for alternatives.

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@willjardine Meh, give me a yell when you start on 4d planets

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@blairblends @LemursManLemurs LEMURS HIS MAN LEMURS

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes.

She was lack toes intolerant.

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@GregSimmons Gotta start somewhere! I was just outbid by $25k and I went in at $5k over. It’s brutal out there.

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ATTN prospective home buyers in Charlotte: a reminder that your Powerball tickets must be purchased before 10pm this evening!

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Given the recent increase in those that swipe right on me on Bumble, COVID isn't just closing bars - it's lowering them too!

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Dishwashers need a “Shakira” mode that shakes the racks a bit before drying to avoid those damn 5 drops of water that always land on my socks.