Big Al

[Can't Help Myself SOTY🍋🇦🇷 @APTDIVADOWN]

Leonardo DiCaprio on his next date like

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

never been kissed but it’s an investigative reporter lying about their age to see if leonardo dicaprio can tell your age from inside you

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Imagine getting rejected by a man named Meatball

#TheBachelorette

[Courtney🍉 @CourtneyMenig]

“I wouldn’t have the heart to continue if it was just you, but you’re smokin”
#TheBachelorette

[Big Al @wutda_heck]

@delia_cai Yes

[Taylor Wilson @tayWILSON]

#bachelorette #TheBachelorette

*arrives on a forklift*

rachel:

[College Park Mom @lindsayoz]

“We didn’t get to talk to everyone, but if all the hard passes could just follow us to the door, that would be great” #TheBachelorette

[vanessa @assenavmarie]

Producer: “okay now mention Clayton when you walk out of the limo”

#TheBachelorette

[Bachelor Shit Posting @ShitBachelor]

happy wedding season all my #TheBachelorette fans

[em @cuntytopgun]

Clayton watching everyone still slandering and talking shit him #TheBachelorette

[Blondie ✨ @Hannahh260]

me seeing
armie hammer me after
trending reading the dms

[gemma @okcupid_uni]

armie hammer’s girl after he asks for her hand in marriage

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

you know what i didn’t put a armie hammer has a cannibalism fetish square on my 2021 bingo card and that’s on me

[Sociaty @sociatycom]

2020 showing 2021 around the workplace

[Big Al @wutda_heck]

I got a Swiffer for my birthday and was actually excited about it. I guess this means I’ve reached the final evolution into ‘adulting’

[Big Al @wutda_heck]

Holiday Warehouse employee was like

[Big Al @wutda_heck]

My cheap ass: do you have any smaller red bulbs like these guys? *points to basket*

Holiday Warehouse employee: no ma’am, that’s actually just one large ornament