emily

i hope my profile finds you well because I’m sure not

[emily @wwhathehecht]

When you finish an incredible sandwich and then realize you have another half

[emily @wwhathehecht]

@itsgarrettfinch rip the breakfast burrito culture

[emily @wwhathehecht]

accidentally hit the curb and heard a stranger say “she just hit the curb”

Please respect my space as I’ll be thinking about it for the foreseeable future

[emily @wwhathehecht]

happy “shop for bathing suits then cry for hours about how much you hate your body and buy nothing” season to all those who celebrate

[emily @wwhathehecht]

ordering rolling papers on my parents Amazon account

[emily @wwhathehecht]

Toxic texts from your ex? Dayenu!

[emily @wwhathehecht]

why are friend break ups so much harder than relationship ones

[emily @wwhathehecht]

@yeaahgrace honestly…good for her

[emily @wwhathehecht]

Is Emily Mariko happy? let’s discuss

[emily @wwhathehecht]

@jesssfaith if Mary Poppins was a New Yorker

[emily @wwhathehecht]

@jesssfaith we ARE water

[emily @wwhathehecht]

not even a full 24 hours after breaking up with my bf my mother is telling me to find a Jewish man next

[emily @wwhathehecht]

Eating a croissant in public is so embarrassing just crumbs everywhere

[emily @wwhathehecht]

Is it bad that I kinda love being the Jewish girl who wins the Christmas ornament contest at her company’s holiday party

[emily @wwhathehecht]

did they lace the White Lotus theme with something

[emily @wwhathehecht]

@adamcoop1 Trying to understand what this means

[emily @wwhathehecht]

my boyfriends a Swiftie do I end things

[emily @wwhathehecht]

Boyfriend goes to whole foods

[emily @wwhathehecht]

I mean yeah living through the COVID pandemic was historic but Harry Styles MSG residency???

[emily @wwhathehecht]

NJ Transit is like off brand public transportation