Jess Kantorowitz

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@bianca_rogoff Proud

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Beware of fentanyl hotdogs

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Only people below the age of 10 and above the age of 25 will brave the public pool

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Ahahahahahahahahah

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Check out the video for Robin Taylor Zander's single "What Am I To Do" by the son of Cheap Trick singer Robin Wayne Zander. https://t.co/wWGYGfRTYC

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The moment when my adderall kicks in in the morning and i become one with the capitalism inside me

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IM SO FUCKING FUN

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@wwhathehecht What he say ill get him

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If you didn’t like everything everywhere all at once then i know for a fact your favorite move is taxi driver

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All that serious talk was well enough, but what about frivolous creatures like me who would rather get some rumba lessons from julie

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Whats the most appropriate way to use the phrase “I for one, am excited to suck up whatever’s in there.”

Asking for a friend.

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@laurengrajewski Do i

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Constantly carrying around 6 ugly bags

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Dates are love interviews

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My friend rayna is always borderline yeast infection

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Ill do a vodka cran and a turkey baster for my friend

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@laurengrajewski This tweet is too niche to even be funny

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@soupqueen4 I can do the warm. Not to brag

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So weird that we like NEED water

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My friends and i keep giving each other the same advice and acting like its revelatory

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Are we all living the same life? What u think