the psychiatrist after i told them everything that’s going on: how the fuck are you not medicated?
me: i’m barely surviving
i’m medicated now and i feel awesome
@CamaradaComadre i was a massive fan back in the day, and let me tell you, i chocked when i read the title (i mean, we all knew, we just needed confirmation)
mi mama guardándome el último brownie por que sabe que los amo
mi sobrina: ay yo lo quiero! (procede a agarrarlo con sus manos babeadas)
yo: está bien, tómalo (intenta no llorar)
presenciado por @DanyWithACrown