Zach Fong

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Not able to complete placing an order at https://t.co/FfErWKcb9F on Black Friday. What a nightmare?!?!? #nike #nike.com

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

New York sues Trump family foundation
https://t.co/1RyCZP6cIH. Happy Birthday Donald!

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

@jgfong Interesting that you used the word “abolish” given that Lincoln is on the penny and he drove the abolition of slavery

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

United sucks. The 2 of us were sitting together in seats we had selected long ago. Our tix reflected that when we checked into our flight from Rio to Houston. At the gate in Houston we checked our seats on the United App. Now instead of 10D & 10E we are in 8D & 11E. #Unitedsucks

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Planning my trip to Calistoga- staying at Solage. Here's a perk for friends and family: https://t.co/CFv0tTulWc @SolageCalistoga

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

@jcrew_help the GETGIFTS promo code is not working online

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

#amexdiesel

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

A bird crapped on me while running this AM... what kind of message is nature sending me???

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

http://t.co/dahC2ljO8R It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games.

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television. http://t.co/vyK7YhTYyT

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

http://t.co/pps8OO22OJ I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks.

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/SoVaQtSeyR

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http://t.co/ZSIYbyRlY4 Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD! http://t.co/S8LYItod

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

If a stripper got "$20" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say "Hindsight's $20/$20!" ...What a money maker! http://bitly.xai

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

#marketbag on Twitpic http://t.co/oo0xTLJ via @AddThis

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#marketbag http://twitpic.com/4etr05

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Check this out! - Help Rescue Dogs Get to Japan http://shar.es/3DIsx

[Zach Fong @WWSF79]

Hashtag #118612 on Twitpic http://t.co/Z57Z8Dw via @AddThis

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Hashtag #118612 http://twitpic.com/48ycqo