Wyatt

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'I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah' – George W. Bush

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

hello people of twitter

[Zah 💤 @WeLoveYouZahir]

“Are you ready for your rap lessons?”

Kendrick Lamar gulped.

Yeat nodded.

Jay Z blinked nervously.

Drake shuddered.

Kanye sweats.

“Yes, Ice Spice” they said in unison.

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@VonAllenEmpire @RobertKennedyJr Bro glazing

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@RonDeSantis This man was the governor of Florida, he sees how bad our schools are, and decides he should run for president to make it even worse so that half of every kid's parents are sending them to """schools""" where they learn absolutely nothing and end up as the crackhead outside 7/11

[Sublime @sublime]

On this day in 1996, Sublime released their self-titled album 🌊🌞

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@Rap At least he's done something good for the platform even if it's only for people who pay him

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

Carti could make Symphony No. 40 but Mozart could never make WLR

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@Rap I'm a munch

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@SaeedDiCaprio He just paid what all of his NFTs are collectively worth just to comment on your post

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@GregRob73393753 @RonDeSantis You have no right to have an opinion on trans women or where they go to the bathroom if you think that they feel female on a certain day and not female on another day

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@Rap I still have the Twitter logo on the home screen and in the app bc I turned off auto-update ima be rich

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@empireenjoyer10 @shoe0nhead That is the same as saying white people today are responsible for slavery

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@eyeskewer "My doctor gave me informed consent but I was being ignorant so it's not actually informed consent. Take that trans people"

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@QuatschMatch @SigmaActivity The commitment of your brain cells to keep chugging along despite the fact they can't recognize that giving free food away IS charity

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@CDCTobaccoFree You still have to be 18 or 21 to buy them from somewhere that would actually report sales to the CDC/govt. Not really "youth"

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@BFirstParty It's not in favor of killing white people it's a song made during apartheid and used as a symbol for the ongoing struggle that black people have in SA against the white minority which still has nearly every advantage. It's about killing "the Boer" not actually killing Boer people

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@BasedTorba Old and sick and poor people don't really want picture books read to them 🤯🤯🤯

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@Lordeaux577 @globalhomeaux @BogusThought @unusual_whales There are plenty of videos online from both NASA and other space administrations that record a rocket from ground to space without the feed cutting out. I watch many said rockets with my own two eyes because I live near Cape Canaveral so I can confidently say you're full of shit

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@PicturesFoIder Water crisis solved, just make the malnourished African children jerk off it's not like they're eating any mcdonalds

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@PopBase Wtf does that even mean? How is "blaze" anything other than the action of sparking up or what a fire does

[Wyatt @wyattk300]

@AngelStudiosInc Funny way to say "This movie was so bad that the only way we can get sane people to watch is it by giving them free tickets"