Wyatt Weichman

Hospital Security but really just a glorified door opener

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@DailyLoud @GTOwens37

[Sunless @SunlessKhan]

Rocket league players whenever they get demoed

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

Servers crash before we roll in, coincidence? I think not. @GTOwens37 @Joshua__K @JMcCombs75

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

“Don’t OD in my bathroom guys” - Gun store owner currently trying to organize his workers for a medical emergency

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Fuck yeah dude

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but this means your fucking high-beams are on and I can't see shit

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@GTOwens37 @DonutOperator

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@jujueveryday

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

MY HERO 😍

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@GTOwens37 Super fast. Maybe get put on the back burner

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@rayofsun0915 @GTOwens37 @lexicanyounot me trying to cook the noodles in Lincoln and 2am and setting off the fire detectors.

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@GTOwens37 @SavinTheBees Me, drunk crying in the shower as per the usual 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

My guy, 2330 is not the time to come to the hospital to use the vending machine. Pls go to the gas station. It’s literally cheaper.

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@lexicanyounot However, I know the difference between a box cutter and a butter knife!

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

“What’s a machete again? Is that like a power saw?” -ER CNA who I will never let near me with anything sharp ever

[The Cute Plug @TheCutePlug]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit

[Wyatt Weichman @wyattw27]

@GTOwens37