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casualty of society Blue Jays 🧢 & Tampa Bay Lightning ⚡️ fanatic and lover of all things sport. Canada eh 🇨🇦

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It’s crazy how quickly people forget everything you’ve done for them as soon as you don’t have something to immediately offer them

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I’ve come to realize that I’m an absolute fucking god at sports betting and I really should just quit my job and gamble full time

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@earmstrong705 That’s it, that’s the tweet

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@404vincent There is no possible way this won’t go hard

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Why do I always end up grinding out final term projects the day they’re due … every fucking time 😅

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Lewis Capaldi never fails to get me soaked

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Spotify wrapped never fails to show me how basic I am

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@someonesdogg Tread lightly I’m going to buy more candy already and it’s 7

[OddsStack @OddsStack]

Everyone who RT’s this will receive our #NFL parlay for tomorrow 🧾

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Golf is the most infuriating sport in the fucking world. You can have an amazing round one day then debate quitting on the next round.

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Anyone that ever in their lifetime chooses to accept a job as a meter maid or a parking by-law officer deserves to be put down

[ᥫ᭡ lex @aleexandraskyee]

apple TV blue jays games are so annoying ☹️

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

CANADA WINS GOLD 🥇🇨🇦 #WomensWorlds

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One of my favourite things to do when work is slow is to google random things, open their Wikipedia page and then fix all the spelling mistakes. Trust me I know how weird this is😂

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I have no issue with FINALLY getting nice weather in mid August, but it does make the mornings a lot more of a struggle #iykyk

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It’s waaaaay too easy to do 130 km/h

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Made it to work this morning, and now my car won’t start when I’m trying to get lunch. The monday-est monday I’ve experienced in a while.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Friday again. That’s hilarious. Can’t wait to party

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Knowing the answer to morning trivia on CJKL and not being able to get through is the most frustrating part of my mornings

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@BlueJays #NextLevel