swag meal

different animal, same beast

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

In my opinion, the best movies do 3 things:
1. Tickle your funny bone
2. Tug on your heart strings
3. Blow your mind
Agreed?

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#GotALotOnMyMindWithNoIntentionsOfSpeakingOnIt

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

I understand what 1960s suit-wearing basketball audiences saw when witnessing prime Wilt Chamberlain

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on.

Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out.

I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years.

He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself.

In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo.

When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met.

Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70.

Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub.

If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show.

He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son.

So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We’re not sure the new Saturday Night Live writers will be able to make it to showtime! 😴

[Oh No He Didn't 🤯 @ohnohedidnt24]

This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao

a must watch!

please don't retire Chuck!

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

Mr. Cinderella✨

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

Wedding Pyramid🔺

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

This is awesome: Drew Brees revealed Sunday that he asked Justin Jefferson for a jersey swap when Jefferson was a rookie — the first time Brees had ever asked for one.

It was for his son. @NFLFilms tracked down the conversation. It’s amazing!!! 🔥🔥

[swag meal @wyranitar]

just ate a #sandwich

[swag meal @wyranitar]

nacho man randy sandwich

[swag meal @wyranitar]

my morning routine:

1. hop up out da bed

2. turn my swag on

3. take a look in the mirror

4. say WASSUP!! 😜😎

[megan @diarrheamegan]

Naked grandma

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Here is the "Dean Pelton's Rap" scene from Community Japanese Dub.

[cHoffmanni - Ayatollah Voting Guide💫 @C_hoffmanni]

Courage trying to explain that he was just chased by horrors beyond human comprehension to Eustace & Muriel

[★ @whathebark]

my most problematic vocal stim

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Dolly Parton was one of the great entertainers of our era. She was not only a talented musician & songwriter, but a lifelong philanthropist and advocate for literacy, education, LGBTQ+ rights, healthcare and disaster relief.

Her music and humanity touched millions. She will be sorely missed.

[mowmow @mowmow_neko]

curious george:fuuuuck i filled the room up with bubbles if that hat nigga come back it's wraps

yellow hat nigga: