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[copypasta groyper @copypastagrypr]

having a daughter is like making a really expensive fleshlight that you won't even get to use

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

>on my first date with my mathematically optimised state-assigned breeding partner from the singapore government’s new ‘you are completely useless looks like we are going have to help you have sex’ app
>really nervous, sweating profusely and struggling to make eye contact
>ghost of lee kuan yew appears
>“come on you herbivore make a damn move” he says
>pull out my spaghetti and drop it
>“she is literally mathematically optimised for you please it’s this or we start artificially inseminating people to raise birth rates” he says
>mumble some weird comment about her smell in a flat zoomer monotone voice
>“put your fucking penis inside her for god’s sake” he says

[x6 🗣️ @x6kr4]

@ItsAestheticsW 4.1 million indians

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@girlsniper18 wish i was still in college would be in that every night haha #ClassOf2003

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@randomdude56029 @buckadeath consequences of giving the third world internet

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@vtmpilled @TomatoArt98 womp womp moroccan rat

[Chaeyoung fan 88 @chaeyoungfan88]

How do I apply?

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@triplethirty9 hope my hullo tattoo doesn't age badly

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@arcdke4 philosofoids at 8

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@morally___grey how does this dude who cut his cock off have bigger lats than me

[Ten_Code @Ten__Code]

@yoxics More performative BS. Cat died? Time to farm some money. I would’ve jumped too if I were her cat.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Marriage counseling is when your wife and another libtard gang up on you until you agree with them

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

The Instagram Story Foid Gestapo has received their marching orders and they are all over this Cornell thing

[x6 🗣️ @x6kr4]

@guzelhoslatif @xannekix no one wants to learn ur cockroach language and the world would be better off if you people never left turkey

[jay🐦‍🔥 @OvoForu]

cat killed itself and she immediately hopped back on stream

[Larpie boy @BrownMoid67]

I’m so glad the goth sub genre has been degraded into porn, goth ppl were always so insufferable they deserve it so bad

[x6 🗣️ @x6kr4]

the CIA is running laps around black people

[KFC @kfc]

use promo code KFSPEED to redeem a free bucket on @ishowspeedsui 🙏

[Mr.gimmick @Mofe143274]

Meat couldn't stand so me and the prostitute just chilling in bed

[x6 🗣️ @x6kr4]

@39kae_chan just be a slightly attractive asian foid and you can be set for life