Meesa

She/Her. Awesome. Winged Liner Enthusiast. Veggiesaurus. Body Waxing Wizard. Cat Lady.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

Ope. I almost forgot about twitter again. Since I'm most likely locked out of FB forever (new phone no 2FA set up) maybe I can use this again? We'll see.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

@DrRichHardbody I miss it a little bit! Not for anything useful just to update everyone on my bullshit life and failings, like it matters. 😂

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

I should start using twitter again. Maybe. We'll see.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

I damn near broke my phone. 😍

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

Don’t crash your car.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

Ooooops. Forgot about twitter for a couple months. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

@michellemfar Know what I think is disgusting? Garbage people with trash views on things that in no way affect them. Her life must be terrible constantly.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Proud to announce we have teamed with the CDC for a special park promotion. Guests without masks get 5% off admission fee + 20 minutes in the raptor cage free of charge

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

When I find these here....
*heavy breathing*

[vegan air fryerist @jordxvx]

Walked in for some ice cream and left with these...what?! 😳

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

It's been a helluva week. So @j_selbys #vegan gyro it is. And when a side of fries isn't enough you order a side of potato salad with a basket of chili cheeze fries. Whoops. #noregrets

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

Make it make sense.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

So George Floyd was so big and strong that he had to be restrained for 9 minutes with a knee on his neck even as he lay on the ground unconscious and handcuffed.

But George Floyd was so weak, unhealthy, and fragile that he died from a totally routine police use of force.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

One thing I’m going to miss about the pandemic is that it finally felt normal to eat takeout in my car while crying.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

supposed to have been getting a new dinosaur. Was supposed to have been here yesterday. coming on a boat through the suez canal

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

Yep. Jen Brett said I'm hot!

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

I don’t have any ugly followers sorry. If you follow me you’re hot.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

@MsFeatherWeight I'm glad you're putting your wellness needs as a priority. Proud of you. ❤

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

Texas really said let’s just raw dog this virus baby and hope for the best 🤡

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

I want a girl best friend I can make out with whenever I want to.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence you might be in a Cult:

Your group has one leader - usually male. You revere this leader, and do what he tells you. Your group has the answers while nobody else does. And you actively deny that your group is a Cult.

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

Abso-goddamn-lutely.

[It Still Takes a Village to Raise Our Children @ChantelMarsaw]

If you saw any of your family members or friends in the Capitol videos would you turn them in?

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

@michellemfar And how many people are calling it the Capital. 🙄

[Meesa @xBeautiful_Lies]

I love that all the people I follow in the UK and Canada are like, "what the fuck is going on in America?" And I'm just sitting here like: