Chelsea N. Smith

Longwood University, class of 2018. Drexel University MLIS. Movies, music, cats, books, sarcasm, greatness.

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

@jimmyfallon “Why is it always a ‘shart,’ why don’t they call it a ‘fit?’” #MomQuotes

[𝔞 🎈 @7arcana_]

i just found out they bury you in a bra. if someone chooses to put me in a stupid box WITH a bra on, i’m haunting bitches. that simply will not fly

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

i’ll never be as cool as this chicken

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

Currently just trying to impress my Apple Watch. Only one that truly has my back.

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

Facts.

[🐝🐉meindiva🎶🎭💙 @meindiva]

The lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner died this year. The darker one is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. Biologists have followed them as they meet every night to comfort each other. They stand for hours together watching the lights in Melbourne

[rico @somethinglovely]

my energy

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

No one is writing the wrong year on their checks this January I can effing tell you that

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

@badnewsbishop

[juno ⚵ @jackpilled]

“we don’t know where people are getting the coronavirus” it’s work. it’s at work. because they have to work during a pandemic. mystery solved. give me $1200

[“Smart” Mark Sterling, Esq. @MarkSterlingEsq]

You can only choose 3...

Choose wisely.

(I pick 3, 6 and 7)

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

Amazing!

[The OED @OED]

OED Word of the Day: cheesed, adj. Cheesed off: fed up, annoyed, exasperated.

https://t.co/WrHZzwHwXh

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

Help would be appreciated. ❤️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Chelsea N. Smith @xChels_chelsX]

Can’t hurt.