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It's Carrick you knowwww ❤️

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Dalot makes me fuckin sick 😫

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@AlternativeMUFC I really don't think Carrick has got the bollocks to start Baleba already. Although I've been having nightmares about the Tielemans/Santos Partnership so I hope he does

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@AlternativeMUFC How much mate? Can you DM me?

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@elijah_ayanfe1 Batistuta 😎 what a player

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@lisareality1 You really need to mind your own business... this really has nothing to do with you. Let alone taking sneaky pictures of someone's cash deposits.

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@jamie_ward84 This has surely got to be piss take

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And he'll come to Old Trafford and win 🙃🤣

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

Sabah FK will be coming to Old Trafford in the Champions League... so who are they and what is their story?

🇦🇿 Founded in 2017
🏆 Won their first league title last season
🏟️ Their stadium holds fewer than 9,000
🦉 Nicknamed “The Owls”

But this is the best bit...

Their manager Valdas Dambrauskas once won money on the Lithuanian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? He used the winnings to move to England to pursue a career in coaching.

He even spent time learning at United's academy.

24 years later, he's bringing Sabah to Old Trafford in the Champions League.

Some journey from a TV quiz show to the Old Trafford dugout.

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Pusey smashed by @JamesWade180 couldn't make it up

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

James Wade is sensational in Wollongong, averaging just shy of 113 to whitewash Tim Pusey 🔥

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@ThereseUTD Why is this @FabrizioRomano

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@tobyasky Arsenal
Chelsea
Man United
Liverpool

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@CansAndBansV12 I ain't had fuck all for probably 2 years now... this is bollocks

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Come on then @indykaila

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@xxiiivii365 @Alhajistephh They are in negotiations as we type this. Everyone is on the same wavelength.

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@xxiiivii365 @Alhajistephh They are in negotiations as we type this. Everyone is on the same wavelength.

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@AlternativeMUFC

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Antoine Semenyo is going to have his best season yet.

Last season he finished on 17 goals in the league, the third-most of any player, and only one of those goals was a penalty.

His split in terms of scoring for Bournemouth and Man City was even too:

• Bournemouth: 10 goals (0.50 goals per 90)

• Man City: 7 goals (0.45 goals per 90)

His eye for goal is the main reason Man City signed him, to take some of the burden away from Erling Haaland, and I think he’ll continue to do just that this year.

He’s one of the best finishers in the league, and he’s proved it over the last three years as he’s consistently outperformed his xG.

• 2023/24: 4.64 expected goals v 8 goals

• 2024/25: 9.98 expected goals v 11 goals

• 2025/26: 11.09 expected goals v 17 goals

You don’t score 36 goals from 25.71 xG across three seasons unless you’re a world-class finisher.

Maresca and City will know if they give Semenyo chances, he’ll score a sh*t ton.

That’s why I’m backing him to score at least another 15 goals this season as part of my 25/1 Premier League Outright.

Let me know if you want to see the full thing.

18+, Gamble Responsibly.

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

I don’t give a fuck, England missed this man in both boxes. Reap what you sow Tuchel. @HarryMaguire93 is the 🐐

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@BitcoinPulseX Come on England. The whole nation is behind you ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@LFC Just when I thought i couldn't hate you cunts any more 🤔