Brandon

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

💯💯

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Oh cool. That’s really cool.

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

Yo I want in on this twitter Beef!! VMAs is the new WWF!! @edsheeran Fuck You!

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

"the Chinese engine in my factory girl is kind of hot"

yeah you absolutely are not ready for the boys over at chenglong truck store

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Drake was reportedly spotted in Downtown Toronto floating to the smell of pie.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We are delighted to announce that the reigning @PFA Players' Player of the Year is at it again.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️🔵 BREAKING: FC Porto reach verbal agreement to sign Santi Giménez from AC Milan, here we go!

Free loan, €18m plus bonuses as buy option clause that could become mandatory based on playing time and objectives

Giménez will fly soon to Portugal to complete the move. 🐉🇲🇽

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”

- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)

[BarleyTheBurr @BarleyTheBurr]

Dubbing Spongebob, but my mic sucks

[Alexander @omfuze]

You all up in my guts tonight lol @SHAQ

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to ‘6 7’ being a word than to Stegosaurus.

[awoogaboogadoo 🔜 MFF 2026 @awoogaboogadoo]

man and birb have a verbal and physical discourse.mp4

[Drizzy @Drake]

Jajajaja to all my spanish girls one time.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

PinkPantheress has reportedly purchased an RPG-7.