Damon Kaiser

Partner, Father, Student, Humanist

[Damon Kaiser @xDefCon1x]

"HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW A DAY AFTER PRO-TRUMP FORCES BREACHED CAPITOL:" is a quote I never once thought I would read in my lifetime from the @AP

https://t.co/McZVdga672

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@Hot_Takes10 @krassenstein They aren't tired of funding his defense though

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@Jim_Jordan It was #Turk182

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I can't bring myself to do the update to the stupidest name for an app ever. #x

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@EaMast @Joel_K_Kramer Alt-itis: coming up with a really cool CoH name and needing to roll it up to see if it's available.

Then play it until level 50.

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@Joel_K_Kramer Considering Elon Musk is a comic book villain, this tracks.

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@ThePollackShow @joncoopertweets Stop normalizing participation in the Cult of Trump as political discourse.

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@JdubAndrew @Lurky982369 @lawofruby ...riiiiight...

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@ravenowl2988 @lawofruby In one sentence, let me know you didn't go to law school.

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@atrupar Unfortunately, Trump requires far less funding to spread his message. He just says something outrageous and dominates headlines for a week.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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@PiperK In my field, #graymail refers to email that is spam the recipient opted-in for. I appreciate now knowing an additional use of the word, as it is rare for me to come across it outside this context.

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@marklevinshow Music for 200:

Who is a member and co-founder of The White Stripes and The Raconteurs?

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@HeartlandRaised @VoteGloriaJ The people's money???

Communist.

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#tumbleweeds

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@RonFilipkowski Zapped!

Legendary 80s "comedy"

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@GayRepublicSwag Why, Jill Stein of course!

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@14huskyalum @thehoffather Actually, I think they're just calling BS.

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@thehoffather We don't care about your gas prices. We have EVs and laugh at your antiquated concerns.

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@paz_marceliano @GeorgeTakei MSM media? Being redundant takes a bit of sizzle from ones worded arguments. FYI, moving forward, ATM machine and PIN number are incorrect uses as well.

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@tamsully12 Neil Armstrong.

Wow, that was totally not difficult at all. I got more.

Wilbur and Orville Wright
Charles Lindbergh.
Amelia Earhart.
Sully.

Omg I can't stop now.

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@lawofruby #GaugeMyLevelOfSarcasm