Blue Zeus

30, Masters Graduate, self-employed plasterer #AFC

[Blue Zeus @xEdwards_x]

Shakespeare to roadman 😂😂

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Man City's 115 charges are the Epstein Files of football

We're never going to get them are we? 😂

[Billie @Billie_T]

Hope England put an absolutely shambolic team out tonight for that farce of a game. Captain Toms sister up front. Ian Beale in midfield. Elton John in goal. Maudeke on the wing.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Finally the end of the Harry Kane era tho. Nothing won, finals and semi finals bottled, but 675 goals against Azerbaijan

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[BIG TIDDY TARYN @skinnymysterio]

He hit the Shmurda

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[FKA Kendrick Lamarj. @MCHARJ2]

LOOOOOL I SAW THIS with my own eyes I had to take a picture

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

"It's really hot today" would've been fine man. 🫩

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

I used to pipe lasses on TV

You used to assault and kidnap them

We are not the same

[Jaack @Jaack]

Found out today one of my pals went to bed early, and missed the England v Mexico game because he “had to drop his missus off at work” the next morning.

Her shift started at 10:15am and is a 20 minute journey.

Honestly can we nick him @metpoliceuk?

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

The boys repairing my heart after the hot blonde across the bar told me to fuck off

[JimLeitrim2 @JimLeitrim2]

Butterfingers 😬

[MO @mgkmoo]

@Troydan And another 💀

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

Pint of Estrella, Azteca stadium
👀🤣

[Troydan @Troydan]

I just went to his channel. He yeeted another kid

[scofield @tinercimayki]

çocuğu ne güzel top gibi fırlattı lan içimin yağları eridi

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Lmaooooooooooooooo