PRINCE ELIS

[Charly Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

life when you prioritize yourself.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

over-respectfulness fit turn man to mumu

[PRINCE ELIS @xElisprince]

@AhHit_Em_Up @Chude_ND1 Guy af, I been dey find ur tweet 😆😆😆 anioma is coming

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If you meet a girl and ask for her name, don’t tell her yours immediately. Let her ask.

If she doesn’t care enough to ask your name back, she’s probably not interested. Keep it moving.

[Akinyemi olanrewaju. @__olanrewaju__]

As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

*After sex*

Me: “ decides to prank her” Ops.. i left my HIV medicines at home.

She: Don't worry, you can use mine.

Me.

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

This person has only posted 4 times…

All in a week in 2022…

Their bio says ‘reads the future’…

This post says:
2023: Corona Ended
2026: Hantavirus

It’s the only post like this.

Grok confirmed it has not been edited since ‘22.

Weird.

[Queeneth💕 @queenie_baybe]

Enugu has light problem
Only few areas in Enugu has steady light
Some of the roads are very bad
There’s no water in Enugu
Every flat literally have their fetcher to draw water from wells which eventually dry up in dry season.

The first culture shock you will experience when you come to Enugu is having tankers sell water to you every month.

[Faree Ferrari @faree_for_real]

When I leave Enugu, I’ll cry hot tears. I can’t believe people live under these conditions

[Alex @alexmwangi0]

@iky_fwjett Blue eyes is an albino trait.. just means you have poor eyesight

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Lmao Nigeria companies, will hire foreigners and bring them here, lodge them in VI, cover everything and pay them their global rate. lmao 🤣 wahala for black man ooo 😭

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Give a 21 year old girl 1000 bucks and say go shopping and she starts crying with happiness.

Give a 30 year old 1000 bucks and she says you aint shit, she needs a real man who understands her value, that her 4 ex boyfriends who fucked her gave her more, and calls you trash.

[K.B.B.S🏝️💥🐻🏹 🔮 @IamproudofBrii1]

Rita igbinoba from Edo (Nigeria) representing the culture.
Credit 🎥: @MASTERCHEFonFOX

[toxic king @toxicking]

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

N1.2 Billion Naira donations for senatorial election.

It is well.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I attended Ecobank training school in 2024.

Three months….. Bruhhhhh, it was intenseeee‼️‼️

I finished as the Best Graduating Student in my set of 42, but it didn’t come easy.

So many people in the class studied related courses—Accounting, Economics and finished with a first class, some were BGS of their uni set, others were even chartered.

I studied law and hadn’t held a calculator since SS3😭. I actually thought I’d just quench at some point.

Anyways, I was the least expected person to finish top cause I was that person who asked the most stupid questions in class. “Sir, please which side is debit side again”, “sir you said balance sheet before, now you are saying financial position, financial position of what?”.

I was actually clueless 😭

People frequently burst laugh after my “you-should-know-this” questions but it wasn’t my concern. I knew I was at a disadvantage and had to study twice as hard and ask as many questions as will make me get it.

These things that were revision to half of the class was new for me. I’d go home, open YouTube and watch “Accounting for dummies” by some Indian guys. I’d call my classmates from training school to please reexplain stuff to me. Omo I worked 💔

The shock when I just didn’t pass but had the highest grade in the class of 42. ♥️

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

It’s either George Floyd, a false statistic, or the run of the mill monkey joke. Fucking boring lmaoo