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visibly spiraling crisis twink

[Ⓐ ☭ @xFrancy002]

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[joy-con eater @foconut_]

like. all at once…?

[Ⓐ ☭ @xFrancy002]

You can't screenshot people's profile pictures on WhatsApp anymore

Literally 1984

[Ⓐ ☭ @xFrancy002]

"Die Frage ist jetzt, wie schaffen wir es, der britischen Monarchie wieder mehr Macht zu verleihen?"
- Meine Therapeutin

(i swear it makes sense in context)

[Srah @starsinmargins]

Elmo checking in:

[jay @djamesse_]

ok i’m sorry but someone needs to force this woman to say the words free palestine

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Women's historically-recent acquisition of financial rights has led to straight men collectively reeling from the culture shock of, for the first time in history, having to actually be likable to get a wife.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

happy birthday @amazingphil - we’re all sending love during this difficult time of change

[ostonox @ostonox]

convincing my daughter all rich people arent evil by spending the GDP of paraguay to buy her favorite website and fill it with nazis

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"This barbie hates cops"
Seen in Brooklyn, New York

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

good morning

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Fact.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Top 10 imaginary Black people of all time. (according to white people)

A thread:

[Ⓐ ☭ @xFrancy002]

It's half past midnight and I'm still stuck in a train. But at least I look better than I feel.

[Tiresias 🇵🇸 @JanusTiresias]

Really? Why not?