Professor

Power Rangers Ninja Storm stan account

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

I can’t wait till I get a tweet that has more than 2 likes so I can start selling merch

[chasen baggs @unprotectedflex]

Fuck BeReal i need some CeReal #goodmorning

[Qurando Rondo @03nightz]

eat dis and a nigga gon be able to fly around w his fart like jetpack joyride

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

Wet Anderson’s ISLE OF PAWGS

[vost @foolibuster]

marital problems

[KdNoKevinDurant @AyooKd]

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

@Skooch The loose razor blade drawer is a cornerstone of true manhood. We ALL know this 🧐

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

@KhrolloLucifer I NEED YOU ON MY TEAM ‼️‼️

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

@Layn_space Finally someone mentions Skinny Ape!!

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

@FortunateRamen Shoulder so you can mog J*J* fans 💯

[Professor @xHomeboyD]

@Nellies_Nest The genie pissing comic was generational. I’d be honored to get a print

[Nemesis @nemesis_lol]

her love language is no contact

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Ain’t nothing an ice cold Barq’s root beer and some tiddies won’t cure

[💽 @gum_mp3]

Middle aged white niggas be at the airport browsing yahoo dot com

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Mars 🫧 @rightcalmit]

sometimes you see someone's pull luck and you just want them to die

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

letting my burger sleep in bed with me tonight

[s @superskrong]

Don’t Worry About MY Location 📍
Just Kno I’m in My OWN Lane🛣️🚶🏾‍♂️

[gil @101wonderfuls]

honestly I wish Clair remained Obscur cause now we all have to go on an Expedition through bad tweets 33 times a day

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

My daughter said her friends at school are big fans of my music I told her that’s not daddy that’s slitherman