Jessica Mitchell

For all those who have been down range, to us, and to those like us, Damn Few.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

If you show me you don't give a shit, I'll show you I'm better at it. Even if it kills me.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

Anything goes when everything's gone. You ain't around to give a damn whether I do right or wrong.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

I'm the fool in love with the fool, who's still in love with you.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

My mood just keeps getting shittier and shittier

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

It might be the kind of night where I get a new tattoo... Mmm yup definitely that kind of night.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

Migraine, 1 Jessica, 0

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn’t get your money’s worth.

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I’ve never been held hostage, but I HAVE been in a group text, so….pretty much same thing.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

Stop fucking complaining about my swearing. Don't you understand that when the swearing stops I start fucking breaking shit.

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

Food network on one TV, body building on the next one at the gym... Like come on, don't do this to me... Cupcakes or abs?!

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

I feel like Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde when I take pre workout....

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

I always wake up early to try to get ready earlier for work and then I just end up laying in bed until I have to leave anyway...

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

There’s a party in my bed this morning and I RSVP’d so I’d better stay put.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Every time I decide to give up caffeine, I take a sip of coffee, tea and Diet Coke and think, “hmm better not!”

[Jessica Mitchell @xJessMitchell0]

I slept all day yesterday and I'm still exhausted.. #dontmakemego #ilovemybed