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[JD @xJoshuaD]

I just turned down a date with a solid 9/10 to watch Agueros last game for City 😂 You could never give me what he has.

[The City Shack @thecityshack]

Just for example, Colin Bell won 8 trophies with Manchester City, 5 major Honours and played for City for 13 years and also become a City coach.

George Best, considered Manchester United’s greatest ever player by most, played for United for 11 years, won 5 trophies, only 3 major honours.

But the School kids of OF girls find a statue of him amusing? Can somebody explain… #mcfc 🌟

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

“Our Treble was better” 🤷🏼‍♂️

[SB15460 (fan) @SB15460]

Imagine if Messi scored all these.

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[LNobbins @LNobbins]

City had twice as many league titles as Chelsea before Abramovich

City’s historic average league position (6th) is higher than Chelsea’s (8th)

City has taken part in 6 more top-flight seasons than Chelsea and 13 more seasons generally

City was founded 25 years before Chelsea

[Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 @MartinDaubney]

As a dad, if my newborn baby had to get to hospital and Just Stop Oil wouldn’t move after being told that, I honestly think I’d drive through them

Slag me off all you like, but I’d put my child before myself, and certainly before these narcissistic, selfish imbeciles

[JD @xJoshuaD]

Harvey’s a city fan 🐶

[JD @xJoshuaD]

I’m fucking 30 today

[JD @xJoshuaD]

@timesofball Messi at 24 😭 Mbappe is about miss out on a Ballon’dor against a 36 year old Messi

[JD @xJoshuaD]

@FplMfdoom @FPLPaz I’d think so yeah. Though obviously I have no idea. Might get an idea tonight if he plays a really weak side and no one major starts. I’d cry if I triple captained Bruno and he was playing RW

[JD @xJoshuaD]

@FplMfdoom @FPLPaz See I don’t think I agree that Bruno’s ceiling isn’t as high as the other 2. I actually think it’s higher than Rashfords. If he’s still on pens then his goal threat is similar imo & with Eriksen out he’ll be on all set pieces & be the person who needs to create.

[JD @xJoshuaD]

@FPLPaz @FplMfdoom They’re 3-0 up in a second leg against a poor team. They’ll both be benched. It wouldn’t make much difference anyway. If Bruno gave it Rashford we’d probably say it’s because they’re 3-0 up and the games won. We’d need them on the pitch for a pen whilst the game is drawing.

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Messi: The game against Mexico was the hardest.

Messi fans who almost got a heart@ttack watching Argentina vs. France:

[JD @xJoshuaD]

This is Messi in 90% of games in his career 😂

[Nolo @NoloFCB]

The Messi performance against Dortmund lives rent free in my head.

[JD @xJoshuaD]

Walking past a gym girl to get some plates

[JD @xJoshuaD]

If you think this you have dreadful taste 😂

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

This is the best duo I've ever seen on TV series

[JD @xJoshuaD]

Trust 😂

[Liban @LibanLDN]

The way I’m scared to ask girls if they’re done with equipment at the gym, I’d rather change my whole routine cos I’m not trying to end up on tiktok 😭