Michael with an M

[straight sodomite @micaiahfan]

i don't know what a situationship is but from what i've gathered it only affects women and homosexual men

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Anglo Canadians being forced to conjugate être in the fourth grade: god I hate Quebec, French is the worst

Anglo Canadians when an American insults Quebec:

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

CBC put together a supercut of Doug Ford's Trump zingers from earlier today

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

"We will not prosecute the abusers named in the Epstein files or reveal their names to the public."

— Todd Blanche, US Attorney General

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.

[Former Teenage Hand Model @halo2mappack]

Corporations are passively building more comprehensive dossiers on innocent Americans than the most surveilled terrorists had at the height of America’s war on terror.

[Rosa 🍊🌹🇨🇦 @RogayStuff]

If we want to talk about tarrif-proofing our economy, we need to start having serious conversations on taking American-owned Canadian industry into public ownership.

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

One of the biggest reasons why liberals are losing to the left is because Trump 2.0 revealed to everyone that liberals hate leftists more than fascists.

[Kerch 🍉 @matt_kercher]

Me and the boys when the USA invades.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It’s pretty funny that he posted this right before it was revealed that he’s holding secret meetings with the president’s son-in-law.

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

The thing about nationalism is the other country gets nationalists too

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

predicting that Donald Trump would attempt to arrest Democrats in Congress was often seen as a hysterical overreaction

are there any red lines left to cross?

[emma @seltzerprincess]

not as iconic as “i have more than enough to eat at home” but not bad from the lesser ford brother

[Vote Angel 2028 ✊🏾🏳️‍⚧️ @_Be_not_Afraid]

Average conservative

[☭ 📕 @red_nazgul__]

Resulta que al final todo lo que te dijeron que era el comunismo era, en realidad, el capitalismo

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

One of the weirdest pro-israel notions is israel has such shocking footage it turns people pro-israel but they will never release it publicly.

and we are all meant to show some unwarranted reverence or respect to this footage mostly pro-israel voices are only allowed to see.

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

I maintain that Rob Zombie is the greatest horror director of the last 25 years if only because he was motivated entirely by his desire to create elaborate scenarios for his wife to look really really hot

[Rational Colonel ☭ @EpochDepartment]

ignore systemic issues and just focus on people's personal failings

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

Is killing the children of your adversaries bad now?

[TheFreeSpirit🇺🇸▐┛ @thefreespi65329]

"'everyman a king' is when you send all our industry oversees. The more you send industry oversees, the more 'everyman a king'-er you are"