Hoagie and the Hendersons

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is intoxicated and will laugh at own jokes

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I can only read this in a voice of alarm and disbelief—'WHAT IS HAPPENING?!'

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"Oprah on the Enterprise" - band name. Called it.

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So, do we still use pitchforks and torches? Or, how do we do this?

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@MoKillsBoi lol. spot on.

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NASA, I need some juicy, new UAP and alien updates please - good ol' fashion escapism, imagining intelligent life is somewhere out there will do wonders for my mental well being right now.

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@MoKillsBoi lol, right? I'm rooting for squid-like aliens with an ocean base! haha 🛸🌊👽🦑

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@MoKillsBoi (If I could also emphasize the words "rumor" and "conspiracy" and add "for the purpose of pondering and entertainment in the absence of trustworthy journalism")

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@MoKillsBoi It's so heart-wrenching! I truly feel for them, their friends, and family.🥺Rumor (obviously not confirmed) is a manifesto was shared via email before the incident and mentions drones are a demonstration of power and advanced tech with connections to China. 🍵

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@MoKillsBoi Haha, will do.

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@MoKillsBoi lol. I'm on this.

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Do you know what I mean when I say "sugar cheese"?

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I keep asking "when will the class war begin? Has the class war begun?" and here I am with no answer, just waiting in my home on the couch.

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Just thinking about Christopher Lloyd.

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@TheKwameYeboah So angering! The rent was reasonable for the accommodations - considering they notoriously did very little, if anything, to accommodate even critical issues! Happy to help if I can do anything!

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@TheKwameYeboah 😡 I'm so sorry you must deal with this... Scumbags!

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@MoKillsBoi @DoD_AARO Ooooo

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@MoKillsBoi @DoD_AARO This is fun... But I need juicy!

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Me, in pain: is this because I haven't done a push-up since the 12th grade?? 😭

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Tonight's liesurely search terms: transplant rejection