Josh

Professionally pick things up and put them down for money, also not trying to show off, but I sometimes stay up past my bedtime.

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The pineapple has reached its destination! @EranHolt

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“That man moisturizes” - @chrismcnaney

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Just remembered that I called it “paper view” instead of pay-per-view as a child

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@bethjm73 Can’t deny that logic right there

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@bethjm73 So your first thought was to take a picture LOL

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@samburch08 @chrismcnaney @bethjm73 @emily36x @jjaquobb Simpler times

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Thinking of the time @chrismcnaney @samburch08 @bethjm73 @emily36x @jjaquobb and I were in a Wendy’s, and I was defenseless to the thought of describing the feeling of slamming a ketchup covered piece of bread into a door. Just a slice of bread stuck on a door.

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@emily36x @chrismcnaney @samburch08 @bethjm73 @jjaquobb The vibes in that Wendy’s are unmatched, even to this day.

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@ElijahOConnell1 It’ll change your life dude

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@chrismcnaney What about with a clothed eye?

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@AtDaveKinney Your 401k and a Roth IRA are two separate entities

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@AtDaveKinney https://t.co/MG3WZ6edqJ explains it quite well

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@AtDaveKinney The bare minimum: You invest your money after you pay your taxes; all the gains you make are not taxed

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Nothing hurts more than remembering a solid meme that there is no way to search for, that kind of pain hits different

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@Kaykrisify @Coruscating I skipped elastigirl’s class

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The highlight of yesterday was that Kendall brought me rolls from Texas Roadhouse after she got out of work and if that is not true friendship, I really don’t know what is.

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@JustYaBasicBoy Hope you got all 20/20 points

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A question for people who enter the left lane to go the LITERAL same speed they were just going in the right lane:

Why?

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Open letter to Marketing Departments: When I check out as a guest, there is no need to make an account “for my convenience” so I may track my order, if I wanted an account, I would’ve made one. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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@mackiefleegs Why was I not tagged

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@chrismcnaney I roll with you my man