Sam “Spam” M

well... CEO of gfuel earrings

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i fixed the album cover of Undrunk #fletcher #findingxfletcher #undrunk

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i think i have decided my personal LoL fishstick is amumu

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who’s the fishstick equivalent in LoL

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why does everyone drive like they’re from the sims 3

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i’m just a little guy

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if i had a nickel for every time i brought my lego minifigs of myself to work to show people it wouldn’t be a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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@messhof what are the little guys in nidhogg called not the wurm but the players

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my favorite game is Nidhogg II looking at it you’ll be like this is worst game ever until you actually play it

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my smash ultimate main is random with a gamecube controller

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the panera blood orange lemonade are just like really good

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i’m 22 and i finally just bought the fnaf core collection like 10 years late but also not??

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i love making friends at work because i’m wear a hot wheels hat

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it’s the name of the dnd campaign i’m currently writing

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if i hosted a show it would be called why2k

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some kevin appreciation #swordaf

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@WholesomeMeme sleep tight bingo

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this is what it looks like right now in nyc. very frustrating walking around brooklyn and seeing a bunch of bokoblins i already killed weeks ago

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didn’t finish oceina of time, recently started botw, and just bought totk

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3 plans this summer
1. work
2. drivers ed
3. finish ocarina of time on n64

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at least once a week someone asks if i have a mullet, no, and does that mean i need to reconsider my haircut

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the kids made us nicknames and everybody else got ones based off their names so i added my own spam tag

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once i won a chess tournament without winning any of the games, i was the chess champion for a little while