vah-neh-sah!

I'm write about everything. styl-plus stan

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[BODE @neverelent]

i hope i get married to someone who hates visitors just as much as i do

[ADEDAMOLA @adedamola_op]

Did you stop the world with a digital drop?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

And respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Jovy @chimajovita]

this CANNOT be the same paychecks my coworkers are using to provide for their 3 kids

[k @xf1ins]

twerking is allowed at my funeral

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[vah-neh-sah! @x_vanessaw]

@sdaniaa_ How do I dislike a tweet??

[Drebae @Drebae_]

When I meet a white person with the same last name as me 🤨

[🥺😭😹 @__EQSS__]

Just landed in the UK. We just found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy.

[𝐈𝐛𝐳𝐲 @IbzySpeaks]

I actually feel sick. One of my real life enemies is an Arsenal fan and knowing he’s out there somewhere celebrating is making me suicidal.

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[brit does it all @britsalterego]

When people say they cut out alcohol & it made such a huge difference, was yall like drinking every day?

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

[ayla @friendlygoo]

OHHH MY GODDDDD

[Daramgar @Daramgaria]

whoever started this idea that steak goes with pasta should be destroyed. completely incongruent textures. no harmony. less than the sum of its parts

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

For example, me.

[𝒀.ᥫ᭡🎀 @yassbaby__]

i’ve finally accepted the fact that i cannot faint