Pierre L'Fauex

Critiqué Of Bread And Circuses

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

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[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I sat down with my daughter, & we went through the Reddit comments on my “Am I The Asshole” post about what happened together.

I tried to help her understand why I was NTA, and why the comments taking her side were being downvoted.

We even laughed at some of the funny ones.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I get the impression these sorts of tweets are about one specific resentment the person has towards one specific person in their lives, and inflating it into cultural commentary is easier for them than dealing with it on a personal level.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I have been positively bewitched by the rump of my bus driver.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I wish people in my life understood what a big deal it is to have a post explode on Reddit.

An intelligent group of people with discerning tastes, unanimously decided I have something intellectually valuable to offer the world.

It's only insignificant if you lack this context.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

@paynushurts Not even the people in Baltimore care anymore.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I despise urinating - and being forced to look at my small, pathetic penis.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Pilot is female!

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Researching highest grossing media franchises. Higher than Harry Potter, Barbie, and the MCU, is "Anpanman." Worth $38 billion.

A Japanese superhero w an anpan (bean filled pastry) for a head.

I always wondered what outer space aliens would think of us. This briefly showed me.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

As they say in America , “I pity the fool,” who does not enjoy ham!

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Why are the Americans so prudish with regards to their family members? Do your fathers, brothers, Uncles, et al, not get boners? Your mothers, aunts, cousins, not become wettened? To do is to be alive.

[Nader @NKinRealLife]

Are we all s*xting with our crushes on the couch 5 feet from our parents this Xmas AM or

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Liking Hans Zimmer is like going to a Michelin star restaurant, and ordering chicken tenders.

You are so far out of your depth, that you have no idea how much you are embarrassing yourself.

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

If Hans Zimmer is scoring The Odyssey I’m going to have a cardiopulmonary contraction

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Amazing how people will get on here, and genuinely convince themselves that liking the 6 most popular chain restaurants in the world is a hot take.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Places like iHop, Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

There should be nothing more titillating to an artist than everyone coming together to scream at them that their work is bad. It should fill them with euphoria.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

@StonedUpsideD Who?

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Are the people who felt so passionately compelled to assert these photos are reductive and uninteresting aware that, by doing so, they have made them interesting?

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

Photos I took in America’s Bible Belt

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

Though I am an intellectual and a philosopher, I must confess to being taken by the occasional breast or rump.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

We are not so different from livestock.

Americans would solve a lot of their problems a lot quicker, if they accepted this idea.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Pig eye v human eye

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

I am as red-pilled, manosphere, anti-feminist as one can be - but I do find it interesting that ONLY men seem to be making intimacy coordinator jokes.

[Pierre L'Fauex @xaddiesanders]

It is difficult to enjoy the snowfall, with the knowledge that there are likely many children, at this very moment, being beaten by their abusive parents.