(cant pick up my gun because my inventory is full)
Stupid bitch wife: Unequip your candle
Me: I need to be able to see down there, moron
Stupid bitch wife: Ok, then unequip your sleeping cap
Me: God, you really don't know anything about investigating strange noises do you
@GwenpostingTTV Siege is dead because it was a big game and has lost most of its players and popularity. Helldivers sits around 100k not 40K
The finals has sat around the same player count forever so its niche
Marathon isnt dead but most people call it dead because it lost some players already
The squirrel has no well-founded reason to run from me, but it does. The robin, too, takes flight if I just amble by. Yet here foolhardy waits the burger, beneath my growing shadow