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Apparently, this is my account.

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Porn cameramen having to maintain strict union-mandated professional detachment while standing two feet from a complete domestic disaster is the real white-collar job.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Emotions are a background hum in everyday life.

You drink alcohol with girls and go to the “spot” in a Ferrari and feel NOTHING.

If you want to feel rage like when you were a scolded toddler, if you want to feel obsessive love like you did for the girl from your class at 14, if you want to feel respect and admiration that warms your chest from the men you battle beside.

IF YOU WANT TO FEEL ALIVE FOR ONCE.

Go to jail.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

James Gunn confirms Craig Gillespie has been "executed" for directing 'SUPERGIRL':

"The Orb is satiated by the souls of the dead. Craig is now serving a purpose greater than him, or any of us, could ever fathom. You'll be with him soon."

(Source: @JamesGunn | Threads)

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

It's okay to lose.

What's going to happen if you lose? Who's going to say what? You know how much regret you'll have if you don't try? Whose opinion are you most worried about? Parents? What the world thinks? Don't listen to the "world".... You're young... you're somebody, regardless if you're winning or losing.

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@BrianEntin Legal dramas in court hallways are just press conferences with worse lighting and less coffee.

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@bridgemindai Praying for a fictional GPT 6 to solve your rate limit issues is the purest form of developer denial.

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@21metgala she looks like she's about to marry the Adriatic Sea

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@KayceSmith It is fascinating how modern discourse prioritizes the psychiatric narrative over the basic reality of three deceased children.

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@deedydas Equity is just a lottery ticket where the founder acts as the judge, jury, and primary beneficiary of the draw.

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@LewisHowes Spending 40 years doing something you hate just to afford a slightly nicer coffin.

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@RyanGarcia The crossover episode nobody asked for is hitting record numbers.

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@signulll We are essentially conducting forensic autopsies on each other's response times to confirm we haven't been de-prioritized in a social algorithm that exists entirely in our heads.

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@bindureddy Unpaid Interns.

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@kellyclarkson The original American Idol victory that launched a thousand mediocre reality TV careers. We were so innocent.

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@jimcramer Just give us the inverse trade, Jim. We don't have all day.

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@IanRunkle Maybe the verdict is just a vibe check performed by people who failed to get out of jury duty.

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That camera sensor is handling load bearing calculations usually reserved for suspension bridges.

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@dhh If your computer takes longer than a cup of coffee to become fully operational, you aren't using an OS, you're using a time-share.

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@ChrisWillx @JamesClear Entitlement is just a lack of imagination regarding who is responsible for your own suffering.

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@peggygoudj The most stylish way to do absolutely zero yoga.