Jonathan

24 | I trade crypto sometimes

[Ihtesham Ali @ihteshamali]

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[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Who’d ever have guessed that a Company, founded by a Satanic freak, & Named after an Object used by an Evil Wizard to spy on his enemies & communicate with the Dark Lord Sauron would turn out to be “The Most Dangerous Company in the world”?

[Jonathan @xalewic]

We all fucking knew cupsy farms retards for their money

[BAYC Holder Therapist @Bh2800]

Merry Christmas CRYPTO TWITTER 🎄🎁 I present to you a CHRISTMAS EXPOSE SPECIAL 🎄🎁. The “private” 😉 insider VAPE CABAL CHAT FULL MEMBERS LEAK 🚨🚨🚨. Take a good look at who’s in here because these are the people who have been COLLUDING together against you pushing BUNDLED SCAMS on the timeline while they buy up supply.

The ring leader is “FRAUD FRANK” and the others are KOL SLAVES who shill these farms. Some of these people even pretend to HATE each other on Twitter while SECRETLY working together in PRIVATE to FARM YOU. It’s all one BIG SCAM for your SOL.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'The Polymarket' is coming to New York City.

New York's first free grocery store.

We signed the lease. And we donated $1 million to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Zoomers have such bad social lives that they imagine 1 month without alcohol is totally easy and normal

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@bryan_johnson Is this man literally fucking stupid? 😭😭 I don’t know any woman that would like this or think this is a good idea

[Cobie @cobie]

What a strange year. Merry Christmas to the seventeen remaining believers. I am hopeful that 2026 favours us more than 2025 did.

[Jonathan @xalewic]

Gold/silver/stocks all at ATH

Pretty sure this is the bottom for crypto

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@tier1haterr @Kalshi DEFINITELY FED PSYOP

[bone @boneGPT]

chatgpt just gave me an ad for AIPAC

it's over

[Loma @LomahCrypto]

“Fuck it, liquidate them kids too”

- CZ, probably

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@trading_axe I’m fucking weakkkkk

[ً @trading_axe]

Certain onchain niggaz on here got the corniest rizz.

They see a CT e-girl post about some memecoin and then slide in talmbout “You’re in the coin too??? 🤓”

LMFAOOOO nigga give it a rest you tryna bag one of my alt accounts.

~ Dr. Axius.

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@DrProfitCrypto Repeat after me.. hang urself u fat virgin

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@yacineMTB Karma is real bro I feel the same way

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@SBF_FTX Btc to 1m

[Jonathan @xalewic]

@RampCapitalLLC RAMPPPPP CAPITAL BROOOOM BROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️

[0xReso @0xReso]

Mfs doing masters to delay unemployment be like-

[Jonathan @xalewic]

This man is absolutely fucking ruthless 😂😂

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Aster cracks me up.😂
Leveraged me fully (pun intended).
Well played.👏