Nick

[Nick @xallarb]

with twitter being overran by nazis and bots, and now the latest change to the block function, it’s time to switch apps.

if anybody has bluesky, you can find me @ https://t.co/PppjATLx75

[brian @Hey_Brian]

Conservative guy who makes 57k a year:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Right on

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[sammie🖤 @sighsammie_]

hi friends! @xallarb and I were able to move our move in date to the 2nd!!! if anyone wants to send us housewarming gifts, please dm me and I’ll send you our Amazon wishlist :) anything helps!

[sammie🖤 @sighsammie_]

I have to pay my electric bill by the 19th or it will be shut off. I’m $50 short. I also need money for my bus passes for the next two weeks as well as groceries. please consider buying content or sharing. I am also selling some books in my collection and a bad omens hoodie.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Introducing Street Fighter: CLE!

🕹️ 2026 Schedule Release

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Every Democrat since Carter has decreased the federal deficit.

Every Republican since Eisenhower has increased the federal deficit.

[jake @wormpuller]

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

[sammie🖤 @sighsammie_]

desperately need money for rent, groceries, and bills. I’ve been unemployed for over two months now and don’t start my new job until the 27th. please help if you can; and if not, share!!

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

DeWine sold us out. These AI data centers ruin the environment and make people sick with all their air & water pollution.

[sammie🖤 @sighsammie_]

please rt, rent is due tomorrow but I can wait to pay it on Thursday without any late fees

[sammie🖤 @sighsammie_]

hi all, I am recently unemployed and my most recent job majorly fucked me over and did not pay out my PTO so I am pretty much fucked right now. anything helps.

[Nick @xallarb]

@Tazerface16 if no tickets are sold and it’s half an hour after the start time, the projector is turned off

[Nick @xallarb]

@rightbackx duh

[north star radio ☀️ @comrade_casey]

ICE AGENT EATS SHIT 😭😭😭