xan🥑🥑

yeah my roommate is spending the night i guess

[xan🥑🥑 @xancreed]

millennial trends (in order):
- webkinz
- vampires
- major depressive disorder
- social justice

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

[Morgan @langmorg]

Considering corporations to be people was and is a terrible judicial ruling/precedent, but it did provide a handy guide to what congress means when they say things like 'this bill will help people' or 'we fight for the people' or 'I want to give major tax cuts to the people'

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

News Flash: Most people don't think about you, they think about what others think of them. Stop overthinking about what others think of you. Focus your energy on healing and growth.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

Whew, this lesson came swift.

[xan🥑🥑 @xancreed]

your manager is getting business advice from reddit... let's let that sink in a bit

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

WIBTA If I fire somebody for reporting a co-worker to HR because he asked her out on a date? https://t.co/l4it0uYzf5

[(Ben) Cork @corkbn]

@jonbernhardt “The end...of high prices”

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[lil fern 🪴 @n8s_thoughts]

Y’all republicans really believe that we would rig the election and then choose JOE BIDEN!?!? 😭😭😭

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me alone in my home in the dark at midnight: “thats not the truth Ellen you were invited.”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

The Black Belt story is painful but profound. 

The death of plankton led to the life of cotton, which led to the bondage of enslaved people who harvested it, which led to the freedom of the voters who descended from them.  

Death leads to Life leads to Bondage leads to Freedom.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Feel like I'm watching coverage of whether or not an asteroid will hit the Earth

[Tech Won't Save Us @techwontsaveus]

A huge win for companies whose whole business model is premised on decimating workers’ rights.

A massive loss for Uber drivers, Instacart shoppers, food couriers, and other gig workers.

Now we have to stop #Prop22 from being replicated in other jurisdictions.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

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