xander jones

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The 37-win Royals and 38-win Mets on a random Tuesday in July

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

casually scoring 3 goals in the last 10 minutes down 0-2… yeah sure man

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

We need to retire the “Captain America” phrase if these are the two guys we are giving that nickname to

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[MLB @MLB]

Carter Jensen CRUSHES a leadoff homer 449 FEET!

(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

[Ryan Landreth @ryan_landreth]

JJ Picollo said they’re not going to make any coaching changes mid-season. “I don’t want to make excuses, but we’re banged up. We’re comfortable with what they’re doing. The players are comfortable.”

Fire. Everyone.
From the top down.

Fire EVERYONE.

[Jeremie Poplin @jeremiepoplin]

Straight into my veins. An Argentinian hard ass fist pumping to Free Bird

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

BALOGUN DIDN’T LEAD WITH THE CROWN OF THE HELMET YOU CAN’T EJECT HIM FOR TARGETING NO I DON’T CARE WHAT MATT AUSTIN SAYS

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[Dusty Likins @DustyLikins]

It’s July 1st :

The Royals are 35-51

The last 6 games they’ve been out 56-16.

Trade deadline is August 3rd.

If your number doesn’t have a 7, 14 or 22 on it, ✌️.

[Sluggerrr’s Buttcrack @sluggers_bc]

Does John Sherman even watch this team now that he has his stadium? Have a little bit of pride in the product you’re offering to fans.

NO ONE should make the trip to the K this summer and spend there hard earned cash on this product

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

The only players this century age-22 or younger with a 20-game hitting streak:

2005 José Reyes
2011 Freddie Freeman
2025 Jackson Chourio
2026 Carter Jensen 👑

The Royals catcher is on an absolute HEATER!

[rcj @emawmeister]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Royals baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

[Robert “Tits” Freshman @BobbyFruzz]

Told the dentist I didn’t want the fluoride treatment today because I don’t think it’s good for your brain. Here’s me ripping cart in their parking lot 20mins later #balance

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

Only fitting that The King should play for the Royals

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Yeah 2026 gonna go down as one of those years

[Bobby Tits @mvpwittjr]

Cags is legit a better first basemen compared to Vinnie as well. Royals org needs to move from Vinnie asap

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

Jac Caglianone is breaking out. It’s beautiful to see.

[Fountain Ghoul @FountainGhoul]

I appreciate the effort, but the red caps are just not it. Salute to the Negro Leagues games used to mean something, man.