🍄gentlewhisperer🍄

yeah you right

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

We all have 3 faces. One we show the world, one we show family and friends and the 3rd is the mask from Goosebumps.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

https://t.co/vULFCtGCIG

Sound of the summer

[BinGoblin @goblin_bin]

Uh oh she found your porn stash

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@Gnomecliff Watched that last night, top flick.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@f_w2000 Barriers too strong on the ccc

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

THE CHARACTER ACTOR JOHN POLITO FANDOM IS DYING!!! I NEED TEN POLITO PALS TO NOT JUST FAV BUT FAV AND RT THIS PHOTO. I THINK I KNOW WHO WILL…

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@Gnomecliff How are they fried? I’ve only ever had em steamed.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

Getting the lunk alarm pulled on me at Planet Fitness for working there and playing Alex G three Saturdays in a row.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@JustinWhang He a little freak

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

one thing about slavs is we have a compulsion to finally make bear play musical instrument

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@Gnomecliff I know you’d be up to no good in NOLA.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

Fuck gay son or thot daughter. White Jamaican or White Nigerian?

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

Every day me and my girlfriend sit down and say to ourselves “there’s no way Ted Lasso gets any more cheesedick” and by golly they keep proving us wrong.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

Tuesdays are my off day. On my off days I start gooning at noon. Y’all don’t get to interrupt that.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

I would sell my firstborn to hear Paul Wall say shit like “gom jabbar” and “kwisatz hadderach”.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@LeaMaric

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@Gnomecliff It’s entirely legal to take this animal home and watch William Wendig Refn’s Pusher any time.

[🍄gentlewhisperer🍄 @xanderby3]

@Gnomecliff This tweet has convinced me to start doing blow.