xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL

he/they | 21 | wales/england | multifandom (list in pinned) 🍉

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

✩ introduction ✩

hi i’m xander, i’ve been lurking in several fandoms but want to start actually posting! i would love to be mutuals if you like:

-dan and phil
-jet lag! the game
-wendover
-no rolls barred
-the sims (and sims yt)
-james marriott
-musical theatre

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@basiiltwt this but i also set it as my alarm and now i physically just can‘t listen to it

[rose 🥀 @bewildered_bi]

liiiike it’s nothing against that actor it’s just idk man we’re living in this skinny ozempic culture & there was one canonical bigger man and it would’ve been cool to have that :/ like even h is getting body shamed left & right & we can’t show that a bigger body can be loved :/

[✧꧁samm꧂✧ @nailbats]

Imma be real, when I say “I hate Al”, it’s all generative Al. When ppl say, “oh I get it for art, but it’s so helpful for emails!” I just interpret that as “I’m too lazy to read and write my own emails!”

[James Marriott @JamesMarriottYT]

Me: I dont suck dick

Him with his dick out: here comes the airplane

Me: 😮

[rowan @e4rnhardt]

🚨 James Corden is set to REPLACE Connor Storrie’s role as Ilya Rozanov in Season 2 of Heated Rivalry.

[Reece @MrReeceballa]

Legally this man has to use the women’s toilets now.

[selene ✶ @hajinights]

i won’t give a fuck about s2 cast as long as jack innanen is wyatt hayes and harris is not skinny

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@bornthisspring im right here with you

[james marriott updates ⚠️ @marriottupdated]

james marriott update he’s a prick and annoying

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@ottoisgrapes i used to go to minsmere every year when i was younger to watch the murmurations this is horrible 💔

[𑣲joy @H0LLLAN0V]

IF HARRIS IS NOT A FAT MAN I DONT FCKIN WANT IT

[alana #1 carla’s song truther @hudoccasionally]

i’d sacrifice every last one of you to get back to here

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@night0ut0n3arth oh awesome tysm

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@night0ut0n3arth i can live with that !

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

only one more nightshift until james marriott day!!

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@night0ut0n3arth theyre actually in my house can they leave

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

grapes playing at the latitude coop 🔥🔥

[xander ⚠️ IS MEETING DAN AND PHIL @xandertost]

@hudsonwupdates i actually think they should double down even more